The Bearded Bandit's Grooming Kit
$83 Kit
$100 Value
This kit includes four products designed to work together as part of a complete beard care routine.
Beard Oil Ingredients: Argania spinosa Kernel Oil (Argan Oil), Carthamus Tinctorius Seed Oil (Safflower Oil), Passiflora Edulis Seed Oil (Maracuja oil), Simmondsia Chinensis Seed Oil (Jojoba), Aleurites Moluccanus Seed Oil (Kukui Nut Oil), Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis Oil (Sweet Almond Oil), Cucurbita Pepo Seed Oil (Pumpkin Seed Oil), Persea Gratissima Kernel Oil (Avocado Oil), Ricinus Communis Seed Oil (Castor Oil), Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Daucus Carota Sativa Root Extract (Buckthorn Extract), Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Urtica Dioica Extract (Nettle Extract), Caprylic/Capric Acid (and) Malva Sylvestris Root Extract (Mallow Extract), Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract Oil (Rosemary Extract Oil) & Parfum
Beard Balm Ingredients: Cera Flava (Yellow Beeswax, Shorea Stenoptera Seed Butter (Illipe Butter), Mangifera Indica Butter (Mango Butter), Butyrospermum Parkil Butter (Shae Butter), and Theobroma Caca Seed Butter (Cocoa Butter), Argania Spinosa Kernel Oil (Argan Oil), Moringa Oleifer Seed Oil (Moringa Oil), Carthamus Tinctorius Seed Oil (Safflower Oil), Coylus Avellana Seed Oil (Hazel Nut Oil), Simmondsia Chinensis Seed Oil (Jojoba), Communis Seed Oil (Castor Oil), Lanolin Cera (Lanolin Wax), Cocos Nucifera Oil (Coconut Oil), Hippophae Rhamnoides Fruit Extract (Buckthorn Extract), Urtica Dioica Fruit Extract (Nettle Extract), and Malva Sylvestris Root Extract (Mallow Extract), Tocopherol (Vitamin E) & Parfum
Bandit’s Stout Beard Soap Ingredients: Beer (Guinness Stout Beer), Olea Europaea Oil (Olive Oil), Cocos Nucifera Oil (Coconut Oil), Sodium Hydroxide (Sodium Hydroxide), Carthamus Tinctorius Oil (Safflower Oil), Ricinus Communis Seed Oil (Castor Oil), Shorea Stenoptera Butter (Illipe Butter), Butyrospermum Parkii Butter (Shea Butter), Mangifera Indica Seed Butter (Mango Butter), Theobroma Cacao Seed Butter (Cocoa Butter), Potassium Hydroxide (Potassium Hydroxide), Fragrance (Parfum) (Black Rose & Spice Fragrance Oil), Sodium Lactate (Sodium Lactate), Tetrasodium EDTA (EDTA), Tocopherol (Vitamin E Oil), Panthenol (DL-Panthenol).
Hops & Bacuri Beard Tonic Ingredients: Humulus Lupulus (Hops) Extract Water (Hops Water), Behentrimonium Methosulfate (and) Cetyl Alcohol (and) Butylene Glycol (BTMS-50), Sodium Chloride and Aqua (Salt Water), Crambe Abyssinica Seed Oil (Abyssinian Oil), Glycerin (Glycerin), Platonia Insignis Seed Butter (Unrefined Bacuri Butter), Macadamia Ternifolia Seed Oil (Macadamia Nut Oil), Aleurites Moluccanus Seed Oil (Kukui Nut Oil), Vinegar (ACV), Hydrolyzed Rice Protein (Hydrolyzed Rice Protein), Hydroxypropyltrimonium Honey (Honeyquat), Panthenol (Provitamin B5), Sclerocarya Birrea Seed Oil (Marula Oil), Hydrolyzed Silk (Silk Peptides), Phenoxyethanol (and) Caprylyl Glycol (and) Sorbic Acid (Preservative/Optiphen Plus), Amber Extract (Amber Extract), Malva Sylvestris Flower Extract (Mallow), Avena Sativa Kernel Extract (Oat Extract), Buttermilk Powder, Tetrasodium EDTA (Chelator and Preservative Booster)
With daily use:
Short beards (3–4 drops/day): about 7–9 months
Medium beards (5 drops/day): approximately 5½ months
Longer / fuller beards (6–8 drops/day): around 3½-4 months
Actual usage varies depending on beard density and personal preference.
With daily use, most customers can expect:
3-4 months for 1″ beards
1.5-3 months for medium 3″ beard
1-2 months for 4-6″ or full beards
Actual usage varies depending on beard density and personal preference.
Most men use ½–1 pea for short beards, 1 dime for 3 inch beards, and dime to nickel size for 4-6 inch or full beards. Adjust based on beard density and desired hold.
Estimated longevity will vary depending on lathering preference and beard characteristics. Using the bar directly on the beard will generally use more soap than building a lather in the hands and applying it. Beard length and thickness also play a role, as longer or denser beards typically require more product per wash.
When used approximately twice per week:
- Short beard: about 3–4 months
- Medium beard: about 2–3 months
- Long/thick beard: about 1.5–2 months
Estimated longevity will vary depending on beard length, thickness, and how much product is used per application. Longer or denser beards typically require more conditioner to fully coat the hair. Using only what is needed and distributing evenly through the beard can help extend the life of the product.
When used approximately twice per week:
Most people use roughly:
- Short beard: dime-sized or less
- Medium beard: nickel-sized
- Long/thick beard: quarter-sized or more
- Short beard: about 5–6 months
- Medium beard: about 4–5 months
- Long/thick beard: about 3–4 months
Beard oil is designed to condition the skin beneath your beard and soften facial hair for a healthier, more manageable feel.
Step 1: Start Clean
Apply to a clean, slightly damp beard (after showering is ideal).
Step 2: Dispense the Right Amount
Place a few drops into the palm of your hand.
Short beard: 2–3 drops
Medium beard: 3–5 drops
Long beard: 5–8 drops
Start small — you can always add more.
Step 3: Warm It Up
Rub your hands together to evenly distribute the oil.
Step 4: Work Into the Skin First
Massage the oil into the skin beneath your beard. This is where conditioning matters most.
Step 5: Distribute Through the Beard
Work the remaining oil through your beard from root to tip.
Use a comb or brush to ensure even coverage.
Beard balm is designed to condition, soften, and lightly control your beard while adding structure and polish.
Step 1: Start Clean
Apply to a clean, dry or slightly damp beard. For best results, use after showering or washing your face.
Step 2: Scoop a Small Amount
Using the back of your thumbnail, scrape out a pea-sized amount (more if you have a longer or fuller beard).
Step 3: Warm It Up
Rub the balm between your palms until it softens and melts evenly.
Step 4: Work It In
Massage the balm into your beard, starting at the skin and working outward through the hair.
Step 5: Shape & Style
Use your hands or a beard comb to distribute evenly and shape as desired.
Wet your beard thoroughly with warm water.
Rub the bar between your hands or directly on the beard to build a rich lather. Work the lather through the beard from the skin outward, making sure the hairs are evenly coated.
Rinse thoroughly with warm water.
After washing your beard, apply a small amount of Hop & Bacuri Beard Tonic to your damp beard.
Work the conditioner through the beard from the skin outward, making sure to coat the hairs evenly. Allow it to sit for two to five minutes, then rinse thoroughly.
For thicker or longer beards, gently combing the conditioner through the beard can help distribute it evenly and ensure the hairs are fully coated.
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